ON MY PLAYLIST THIS WEEK....#hiphop #rnb

S.A meets U.S....

JENNY FROM THE BLOCK

Going by this, looks like Jenny has been around and through the block. I mean, c'monnn!!! What does this mulier* want??? She keeps singing about her Papi* that she loves so much, but i am beginnning to doubt his existance. Is it because she looks great (Lawd damn it she is fine!!!) for 44 that she cant settle down? Now that she is through with her 27 year old beau of 3 and a half years, Casper Smart, who is next? Wont be quick to judge though, its said that women, we have no idea what we want (atleast when it comes to relationships). Oh, dont you just worry when you hear women such as her- J.Lo(an Icon, like LOL, she is an icon! Hahahaa), Halle Berry and the likes have failed to keep one man down?! The mysteries of this world...all i can do is wish Jenny the best of luck in her continued persuit of happiness!

J.LO and Ex, Casper Smart, during happier times

CELEBRITIES AS "AVERAGE JOES"

...More like "Celebrities, if they were fat!"

David and Victoria Beckham

Kanye and Kim 

Jay Z and Beyonce

Prince William and Kate

Brad and Angelina

The Kardashian women

Tom Cruise

Jennifer Lopez

Johnny Depp

Rihanna

Paris Hilton

#OkBye

WHY SOLANGE B*TCH SLAP JAY!

My PRESUPPOSITION thereof: Ok, so we all know Jay has some sort of getting with Riri fantasy (there has been rumours of them hooking up since Riri came on the scene. Whether it was for publicity or not, looks like that rumour is beginning to catch up with them). So the scenario plays out (to me) that Jay keeps talking about Riri (understandably so because she is signed to his label), but it could be he gets carried away with his comments or opinions sometimes, and like a man with a fantasy, he probably doesnt even notice when he is being appropriate. Now Mrs. Carter (Beyonce), is somewhat a robot(sorry to say, i mean she seems to be programmed to portray perfection), so she takes all the "inappropriate Riri comments" from Jay with a smile and moves on. She however mentions these incidents to her young sister, Solange, and as much as they are not amused, they let it slide because that is all there is to it(as much as they know). So these incidents keep piling up, And then at the Met Gala, all hell breaks lose!!! Well, Solange has nothing to lose from Jay's inappropriate comments so she lets him get it! Because, now they are done with the Gala and then Jay intends on going to an after party organised by Riri without Bey (and Solange ofcourse). She b*tch slapped that n*gga good and Bey could only stand by cuz Lord knows he needed a wake up call!

Riri at her after party after the MET GALA (that a** be callin Jay!)

Solange, Bey and Jay leaving the hotel after the attack

WTF you smiling about? Your man just got a whooping from your young sister! #BeyRobot

They seem to have a song collaboration with everyone else(including Jay) except themselves...wierrrd!!!

The IV matching tattoos on Jay and Bey's wedding fingers

Bey appears to have had her IV tattoo removed days after Solange gave him a beating. Still all smiles though! #BeyRobot

Riri's adorable pink dress look that caught media attention(cuz well, she looks like a normal GIRL) at a Christian Dior fashion event

Bey not to be upstaged...yes she looks adorable but...Jay will be a better judge to this!

So now after the video leaks to the public (Lord knows we have all been waiting for a moment like this to speculate about this Jay-Bey perfection- Imperfections rather. **rubs hands greedily**), Bey continues to make her public appearances with her husband, all smiles like nothing happened!!! Shocker? Nope. And as much as we are dying to know what exactly transpired that evening, they are probably taking that to the grave (being as private as they are) so all we can do is speculate. Bey is a strong woman, i'll give her that. Because with all the rumours of using a surrogate to have Blu and then this physical altercation between her sister and her husband, she is going to try alot harder to maintain the all-round perfect image! Myself am no Bey, a Solange rather! I'll b*tch slap a n*gga any day that disrespects my sister!

#Fierce&Love

SOUTH AFRICA'S IT* GIRLS!

These young heaux are taking South Africa's social and media scenes by *tornado (because i donot want to say *storm!). They are young, successful, famous and ,the reason they are on this blog today, have the summer bodies you(me exclusive cuz am in there! lol) all would die for! Here is inspiration for you my lovely ladies, its still summer! And well, still more summers to come!! You have to sebenza* to ukubona* results!

Queen B, Bonang Matheba having fun in Zambia

The Pearl, Ms Pearl Thusi taking time out in Capetown

Ms Mini Dlamini didnot hesitate to show those sexy abs while cooling off in a roof top pool

Ms Boity's bounty of booty

 

CONFIDENCE FOR DAYS!

Well, Riri likes to wear clothes...every once in a while. But this is not one of those times! Especially when she has to pose topless for a photo shoot (i lost count!). She is really comfortable in her skin. One confident "lady" this one.

...CUZ KIM HAS ALOT TO OFFER!

Shocker! Kim takes the *twins out for a stroll during the Paris Fashion Week. I mean we know her for her remarkably high IQ and charitable works. This is really new to us, i mean coming from Kim!? (rolls eyes). I dont get the buzz about her showing too much cleavage,its that BROWN THING she is wearing underneath am finding repulsive...

At the fashion week (The brown THING sticking out! Ewww!

At the fashion week 

 Was this Kim's twin sister in the past...? Cuz those *twins look pretty familiar!